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I Don't Give a Duck Hoodie

Satirical retro hoodie with a duck: I don't give a duck. For everyone who smiles politely instead of arguing.

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€59,99

Size

XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL

Size	1/2 Chest (cm)	Full Length (cm)	Sleeve Length (cm)
XS	49	64	57.5
S	51	67	59
M	56	70	60.5
L	61	73	62
XL	65	76	63.5
2XL	69	79	65
3XL	73	82	66.5
4XL	78	86	68.5
5XL	83	90	70.5

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OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100

Free shipping (DE)

Printed in Germany

Exclusive design

PETA-Approved Vegan

The Just Hoods College Hoodie is a simple and stylish classic hoodie. Made with cotton fabric that is ideal for decorative purposes, it's a must-have for any hoodie lover. The fabric is a blend of 80% ring spun cotton and 20% polyester, with a fabric weight of 280gsm. However, for the smoke colors, it is made with 70% ring spun cotton, 30% polyester.

How do I care for the product?

Printed using DTG (direct to garment) — for lasting colours and fine detail.

Machine washable at 30 °C
Do not bleach, tumble dry low
Ironing is fine — but not directly on the print

What about quality and certificates?

OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 — tested for harmful substances (certificate 23.HPK.70888).
PETA-Approved Vegan — free from animal-derived materials.
Sedex SMETA-audited production — working conditions are independently assessed.

Which size should I choose?

Fits true to size, slightly oversized — we recommend your usual size; go one size up for a looser fit. All measurements are on the size chart.

How fast is delivery?

Every item is made to order for you. Delivery within Germany usually takes 5–10 working days (production + shipping), free shipping within Germany, tracking included.

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