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Funny Dachshund Zip Hoodie

Funny cartoon-style dachshund zip hoodie: "Personal Stalker – I follow you everywhere." Perfect gift for dog lovers and dachshund fans.

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€59,99
4.7 store rating · 53 customer reviews

Sizes & fit

Hoodie & Zip Hoodie

Zip Hoodies

Size 1/2 Chest Width (cm) Total Length (cm) Sleeve Length (cm)
XS 49 64 57.5
S 51 67 59
M 56 70 60.5
L 61 73 62
XL 65 76 63.5
2XL 69 79 65
3XL 73 82 66.5
4XL 78 86 68.5
5XL 83 90 70.5

All measurements are of the garment laid flat, not body measurements. Width measured horizontally across the chest, length measured vertically from the shoulder to the hem. Manufacturing tolerance ±2 cm.

More size charts: T-Shirts Unisex · T-Shirts Women · Sweatshirts · Sweatshirts (AWDis) · Hoodies

Fits true to size, slightly oversized — when in doubt, take your usual size. Go one size up for a looser fit.

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Printed in Germany
Exclusive design
PETA-Approved Vegan

This hoodie is a must-have for anyone who lives with a loyal four-legged friend—and knows that privacy is a foreign concept. 🐾

The cartoon image features a mugshot-style dachshund with the caption "Personal Stalker – I will follow you wherever you go (bathroom included)." Humorous, cheeky, and absolutely true for every dog ​​owner.

Whether as a gift for dachshund fans, for proud dog moms and dads, or simply as a statement for anyone who likes to take everyday life with a dose of humor – this zip hoodie is guaranteed to bring laughs (and a few knowing glances).

High-quality print on a comfortable, durable cotton blend, perfect for relaxed walks, couch evenings, or simply as a humorous streetwear statement.

What material is the product made of?
Unisex zip hoodie AWDis JH050: 280 g/m², solid colours 80 % ring-spun cotton / 20 % polyester, full-length zip, brushed inner fleece.
How do I care for the product?
Printed using DTG (direct to garment) — for lasting colours and fine detail.
  • Machine washable at 30 °C
  • Do not bleach, tumble dry low
  • Ironing is fine — but not directly on the print
What about quality and certificates?
OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 — tested for harmful substances (certificate 23.HPK.70888).
PETA-Approved Vegan — free from animal-derived materials.
Sedex SMETA-audited production — working conditions are independently assessed.
Which size should I choose?
Fits true to size, slightly oversized — we recommend your usual size; go one size up for a looser fit. All measurements are on the size chart.
How fast is delivery?
Every item is made to order for you. Delivery within Germany usually takes 5–10 working days (production + shipping), free shipping within Germany, tracking included.

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