Dream Job Zip Hoodie – Satirical Anti-Work Zip Hoodie with Doll Illustration
Dream Job Zip Hoodie – Satirical Anti-Work Zip Hoodie with Doll Illustration
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- High-quality printing in Germany
- OEKO-TEX® Standard 100: Sustainably and fairly produced
PETA-Approved Vegan
Care instructions – to keep your statement fresh
Care instructions – to keep your statement fresh
Our shirts and hoodies are printed using the high-quality DTG (Direct to Garment) process – for long-lasting colors and fine details.
Machine washable at 30°C – very easy.
Please do not use fabric softener or a dryer – your print loves fresh air.
Ironing? Sure, but please don't iron directly over the design – otherwise the irony will melt away. 😎
🌀 Wash at 30°C | 🚫 No fabric softener | 🌬️ Air dry | 🔥 Do not iron on the print
Quality & Responsibility
Quality & Responsibility
PETA-Approved Vegan
No animal-derived components are used in the fabric, dyes, or adhesives, and the production chain consciously avoids them.
OEKO-TEX® Standard 100
All fabrics used are tested for harmful substances. Your shirt is therefore free of anything you don't want on your skin.
WRAP-certified production
Production takes place in factories committed to ethical working conditions. No exploitation, no shady cowboy factories.
FAIR LABOR & SEDEX Audits
The supply chains are under independent control. We don't buy blindly and we don't trust advertising slogans.
Sizes & Fit
Sizes & Fit
Hoodie & Zip Hoodie
| Size / Dimensions | S | M | L | XL | XXL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1/2 chest width (cm) | 51 | 56 | 61 | 65 | 69 | 73 | 78 | 83 |
| Total length (cm) | 67 | 70 | 73 | 76 | 79 | 82 | 86 | 90 |
| Sleeve length (cm) | 59 | 60.5 | 62 | 63.5 | 65 | 66.5 | 68.5 | 70.5 |
| tolerance | ±2 cm | ±2 cm | ±2 cm | ±2 cm | ±2 cm | ±2 cm | ±2 cm | ±2 cm |
This zip hoodie is for people who have learned to appear professional and be emotional on vacation at the same time.
The cute doll figure seems harmless, almost nostalgic – and then comes the statement:
“What is your dream job? – In my dreams I don’t work.”
It is a garment that does not attack modern work culture, but rather charmingly dissects it.
A hoodie that doesn't rebel, but observes – with a small smile.
Comfortable, warm, easy to put on and take off without ruining your hairstyle.
Perfect for meetings, train station waiting rooms, coworking spaces, family celebrations, or days when you're "functioning," but only just.
Ironic, but not bitter – comes across as charming, not cynical.
A casual statement for the office, university, or casual looks.
Doll illustration as an exaggerated pop icon
Humorous critique of work-life expectations
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