Daddy's Farts Can't Hurt You – Satirical Retro Zip Hoodie | True insights
Daddy's Farts Can't Hurt You – Satirical Retro Zip Hoodie | True insights
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- High-quality printing in Germany
- OEKO-TEX® Standard 100: Sustainably and fairly produced
PETA-Approved Vegan
Care instructions – to keep your statement fresh
Care instructions – to keep your statement fresh
Our shirts and hoodies are printed using the high-quality DTG (Direct to Garment) process – for long-lasting colors and fine details.
Machine washable at 30°C – very easy.
Please do not use fabric softener or a dryer – your print loves fresh air.
Ironing? Sure, but please don't iron directly over the design – otherwise the irony will melt away. 😎
🌀 Wash at 30°C | 🚫 No fabric softener | 🌬️ Air dry | 🔥 Do not iron on the print
Quality & Responsibility
Quality & Responsibility
PETA-Approved Vegan
No animal-derived components are used in the fabric, dyes, or adhesives, and the production chain consciously avoids them.
OEKO-TEX® Standard 100
All fabrics used are tested for harmful substances. Your shirt is therefore free of anything you don't want on your skin.
WRAP-certified production
Production takes place in factories committed to ethical working conditions. No exploitation, no shady cowboy factories.
FAIR LABOR & SEDEX Audits
The supply chains are under independent control. We don't buy blindly and we don't trust advertising slogans.
Sizes & Fit
Sizes & Fit
Hoodie & Zip Hoodie
| Size / Dimensions | S | M | L | XL | XXL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1/2 chest width (cm) | 51 | 56 | 61 | 65 | 69 | 73 | 78 | 83 |
| Total length (cm) | 67 | 70 | 73 | 76 | 79 | 82 | 86 | 90 |
| Sleeve length (cm) | 59 | 60.5 | 62 | 63.5 | 65 | 66.5 | 68.5 | 70.5 |
| tolerance | ±2 cm | ±2 cm | ±2 cm | ±2 cm | ±2 cm | ±2 cm | ±2 cm | ±2 cm |
When perfection smells like propaganda, only humor helps.
The "Daddy's Farts Can't Hurt You" Zip Hoodie is a loving parody of the flawless 50s family idyll - a piece of clothing that knows exactly how absurd normality can sometimes sound.
With a zipper, comfort, and satirical finesse: perfect for those who don't take themselves (and their family) too seriously.
Ideal for everyday life, couch or family crisis management
Satirical design with deep humor and light irony
Soft zip hoodie with full zip
50s retro print with iconic mother-and-child scene
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