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Daddy's Farts Can't Hurt You

A zip hoodie for people whose humour carries: the 50s Daddy's Farts Can't Hurt You design mixes nostalgia with cheek.

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€59,99

ColorArctic White

Size

S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL

4.7 store rating · 53 customer reviews

Sizes & fit

Zip Hoodies

Size	1/2 Chest Width (cm)	Total Length (cm)	Sleeve Length (cm)
XS	49	64	57.5
S	51	67	59
M	56	70	60.5
L	61	73	62
XL	65	76	63.5
2XL	69	79	65
3XL	73	82	66.5
4XL	78	86	68.5
5XL	83	90	70.5

All measurements are of the garment laid flat, not body measurements. Width measured horizontally across the chest, length measured vertically from the shoulder to the hem. Manufacturing tolerance ±2 cm.

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Fits true to size, slightly oversized — when in doubt, take your usual size. Go one size up for a looser fit.

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Ready to ship in 2–4 days · Delivery in 5–10 working days

OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100

Free shipping (DE)

Printed in Germany

Exclusive design

PETA-Approved Vegan

When perfection smells like propaganda, only humor helps.
The "Daddy's Farts Can't Hurt You" Zip Hoodie is a loving parody of the flawless 50s family idyll - a piece of clothing that knows exactly how absurd normality can sometimes sound.

With a zipper, comfort, and satirical finesse: perfect for those who don't take themselves (and their family) too seriously.

What material is the product made of?

Unisex zip hoodie AWDis JH050: 280 g/m², solid colours 80 % ring-spun cotton / 20 % polyester, full-length zip, brushed inner fleece.

How do I care for the product?

Printed using DTG (direct to garment) — for lasting colours and fine detail.

Machine washable at 30 °C
Do not bleach, tumble dry low
Ironing is fine — but not directly on the print

What about quality and certificates?

OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 — tested for harmful substances (certificate 23.HPK.70888).
PETA-Approved Vegan — free from animal-derived materials.
Sedex SMETA-audited production — working conditions are independently assessed.

Which size should I choose?

Fits true to size, slightly oversized — we recommend your usual size; go one size up for a looser fit. All measurements are on the size chart.

How fast is delivery?

Every item is made to order for you. Delivery within Germany usually takes 5–10 working days (production + shipping), free shipping within Germany, tracking included.

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